You're Welcome America - A Final Night With George W. Bush

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DICK

CONDI

MISS
WASILLA

JOHN
STAMOS

RUMMY

SUGE
KNIGHT

PRINCE
ABDULLAH

PAPA
BUSH

TOBY
KEITH

MC ROVE

BROWNIE

LARRY
THOMAS

Status:	Hooked to the ol' Ball and Chain
Here for:	Friends, Networking, Fundraising for Prez Library
Orientation:	Straight as an arrow
Hometown:	Midland, TX
Body Type:	Simian
Religion:	Christian
Zodiac Sign:	The Cancer
Smoke/Drink:	Hell Yeah
Occupation:	Ex-Prez, Former POTUS, Relaxationer
Income:	Collecting Unemployment

FAVORITE MUSIC:	Toby Keith: That Don’t Make Me a Bad Guy Lee Greenwood: American Patriot Journey: Evolution ABBA: Greatest Hits Barry Manilow: LIVE The Doobie Brothers: What Were Once Vices are Now Hobbies Hall & Oates: Greatest Hits Tunes from the Toons: The Best of Hanna-Barbera Clay Aiken: Measure of a Man RENT Broadway Soundtrack Neil Diamond: Primative The Monkees: Missing Links, Vol. II Air Supply: Greatest Hits
FAVORITE MOVIES:	Skulls III Chuck Norris: American Hero Collection Revenge of the Cheerleaders Planet of the Apes Evan Almighty Fletch Animal House Baby Geniuses The Passion of the Christ Expelled: No Intelligence Allowed Armageddon
FAVORITE TV SHOWS:	Dallas The Facts of Life Knight Rider COPS Eight is Enough Murder, She Wrote The Beverly Hillbillies Father Knows Best Gilmore Girls 24 Are You Smarter than a 5th Grader? Full House
FAVORITE BOOKS:	Rogue (Danielle Steele) The Stranger (Albert Camus) State of Fear (Michael Crichton) Me Talk Pretty One Day (David Sedaris) Richard III (Shakespeare) World History for Dummies: A Reference for the Rest of Us
HEROES:	Papa Bush, Walker Texas Ranger, Rummy, David Hasselhoff, Jesus Christ (blond, good-looking, lightly-bearded/clean shaving Jesus, of course), A-Rod, Dave Rothchild, Jack Bauer, Charlton Heston as Moses, Bono, “Bigfoot” Wallace and Pecos Bill (a pair of Texas Folklore good ol’ boys)
GROUPS:	Shower Singers Unite, Brush Clearers of America, Former Shareholders of the Texas Rangers, Chaps who Cheer, Skull & Boners, AWOL Anonymous, PASK (Pretzels: America’s Silent Killer)

Emmy Award and Golden Globe® nominee Will Ferrell goes from "Saturday Night Live" to Live on Broadway this January in You're Welcome America. A Final Night with George W Bush.

It's time for a change in America, but not without a few parting words from the 43rd President of the United States. Don’t miss your chance to discover the man behind the myth, the truth behind the lies, and the logic behind the illogical in the outrageous limited Broadway event.
$31 Student Rush Tickets: Tickets have to be purchased same day in person at the Box Office with Student ID.

BROWNIE

Ahhh…Jessica Fletcher in the flesh! We totes have to go.

ANN OF GREEN GABLES

Saw the show last night. C’mon, you know who I am…and that I’m not a man.

JOHN STAMOS

ummm, i didn't agree to be friended here…can you take me off??? and seriously, dude, did you have to use a picture with that awful 80s mullet?

HIRAME PIVEN

how ya hangin' in there, money? 8 shows a week’s a bitch, right?

JEBBER

Camus? Who the hell do you think you're kidding, Dubya?

PRINCE
ABDULLAH

WOLFIE

Happy Presidents Day!!

HIRAME PIVEN

dude, we still on for sushi after the show?

CONDI

Back off, Palin!

MISS WASILLA

Happy Vday hon!

GLAD VLAD

You did it again last night! If you put your phone in your pocket, lock it. I don't need 30 incoming calls from you, dipshit.

TOBY KEITH

Happy opening, bro. Hope you’re smokin' em out on bway.

JIMMY LIPS

Huzzah on your opening, my dear man. May I say, your show is a delight...nay, scrumtrulescent.

BOBBY GOULD

Loved the show, George. Always thought you were a comic genius. Want to talk to you about starring in this great new flick: "The Story of a Horse and the Horse Who Loved Him." Have your people call my people.

GENERAL GATES

FYI, Obama is officially nixing the resurrection of Operation Primate-Speargun. Sorry, chief. I know that was your baby, but really, it's for the best.

DICK